A Fantastic Selection of Fresh, Funny, And Feline Tweets From 'Curious Zelda'

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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda How can I possibly stay calm when there's no commotion? >
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda Thanks to advances in techmeowlogy, I am now a hovercraft. >
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda My humans are here They looking tired They need to sleep But I am WIRED >
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda Day 4 under the coffee table: The shoelace is getting closer. RU OBBLE FUER >
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda My father was a loaf of bread My mother was an owl My sister was a sofabed My brother was a towel >
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda Next to me my human sat He looked at me in awe Following our friendly chat I struck him with my paw >
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda Okay Twittur, who wants a staring match? OO
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda It's touch and go in the hallway as I fight to save my hairball for Halloween.
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda If your Zelda tips over, remember to switch on the hazard lights.
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda Please ensure you reconnect all moving parts before powering on your Zelda.
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. SOME- THING ORDINARY IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. an
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda BREAKING NEWS I forgot how to cat
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda A gift for you Will soon arrive But keep in mind It's still alive 13.1K 3:14 PM Oct 3, 2019 -
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda If you see me Don't say hi Just ignore me I'm a spy 13.4K 5:56 PM - Jan 8, 2019 O
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I see a bug ahead of me I watch in disbelief I sense an opportunity And den I show my teef 18K 8:37 PM - Feb 10, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I had a doubt I had to check The truth is out I have no neck 19K 7:41 PM - Oct 18, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I see a bug We become friends But then I eat The friendship ends 17.8K 9:25 PM - Sep 18, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I'm on the floor For most the day I should get up Yet here I stay 17.5K 6:48 PM - Jul 16, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda *Zelda intensifies* 21K 8:34 PM - Nov 11, 2018
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda *Zelda intensifies* 21K 8:34 PM - Nov 11, 2018 37
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda He's in the room I get a fright He wants to pet But I must fight 14.3K 7:07 PM - Jul 12, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I cannot lie I must confide I do a bad And then I hide SCRABAL eo 33.3K 7:51 PM - Dec 21, 2018
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I'm sitting at an angle I'm tucking in my leg I'm being very quiet And now I am an egg 28.3K 4:48 PM - May 10, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda My humans tie the knot today I hope they will agree That all their joy and happiness Is purely down to me 18.8K 11:21 AM - May 25, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I cannot lie I have a strength I eat a fly I grow in length 18.1K 2:55 PM - Aug 8, 2019 PAI
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda People of the Internet Be careful what you eat! I swallowed something in the hall And now I have no feet 00 23.5K 7:27 PM - Aug 29, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda Did a focus, did a zoom Little spider met her doom 13.7K 12:39 PM - May 19, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda One thing led to another and now I'm a yoga teacher. O 21.4K 6:49 PM - May 13, 2018
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda She told me that it's mother's day She said she wanted flowers I ate a plant and threw it up And stared at her for hours 10.3K 7:02 PM - Mar 31, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda Always wait for your Zelda to finish charging. 11.5K 4:48 PM - Sep 28, 2018
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda My head is low My eyes enlarged Beware! Stand back! I'm overcharged 18.2K 9:05 PM - Jun 24, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I am edgy I am fright I am drama Every night AYN 13.8K 8:41 PM - May 2, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda See a housefly So discreet Tiny war cry Then I eat 17.3K 6:24 PM - Jun 20, 2018
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I didn't choothe the blep life. The blep life chothe me. 14.5K 5:28 PM - Jan 31, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I'm in a box I can't be seen They'll never know Where I have been 0 0 13.6K 8:32 PM - Apr 6, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda She had a sock I felt confused She said to leave But I refused FATEOR 14.3K 6:03 PM - Jul 28, 2019
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    Comfort - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I did a jump I heard a splat I feel alright But now I'm flat MAGANDA AYDALANU 16.3K 5:40 PM - May 13, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I hear my humans say goodnight They want me off the bed They look at me expectantly I slowly rest my head O 10.5K 7:33 PM - May 30, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I did a bad I did not mean I made escape I can't be seen 16.2K 3:54 PM - Sep 29, 2019
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    Brown - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda One thing led to another and now I'm a shrimp. 13.4K 5:16 PM - Aug 11, 2018
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I may get pets I may get hugs But I will kill When I see bugs O 16.5K 10:08 PM - Sep 2, 2019
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    Product - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I need a snack I need a drink Until I get I cannot think 17.4K 2:27 PM - Aug 25, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda The stage is set The coast is clear My leg goes up My butt is here 16.9K 11:33 PM - Sep 4, 2019 KOB
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda One small step for man... One giant blep for catkind 19.2K 5:29 PM - Jun 17, 2018
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda My time to be a cat has ceased My new life lies ahead I've eaten flour and sat on yeast I'm now a loaf of bread O 11.9K 6:07 PM - Jul 26, 2018
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I'm waiting for my moment I'll need to be dithcreet He'll thoon be round the corner And then I'll claw hith feet 10.9K 5:02 PM - Jun 3, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda Congratulations! You have been carefully selected for an awkward moment. 10.9K 7:04 PM - Nov 16, 2018
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda Congratulations! You have been carefully selected for an awkward moment. 10.9K 7:04 PM - Nov 16, 2018
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda The test results are back and I can now reveal that I am a sausage. 18.8K 5:28 PM - Jul 25, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda In position So discreet See my human Claw his feet 13.2K 10:48 PM - Sep 8, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I'm proud to say I've never taken any performance- enhancing bugs. 11.9K 9:26 PM - Aug 12, 2019
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I can't let myself lie here all day on the carpet. It's beneath me. 13.5K 6:23 PM - Nov 2, 2018
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda He passed me in the hallway He didn't pay the toll I wanted to forgive him But then I lost control O 11.8K 6:25 PM - Jul 1, 2019 C
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda 1) Make the bed 2) Wait 0.1 seconds 3) You now have a Zelda 11.7K 4:59 PM - Apr 2, 2018
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda Yet again, I wake up to the shocking news that I am a cat. 17.4K 9:11 PM - Apr 24, 2018
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda You look at me, I look at you, There's nothing else we need to do. 10K 6:30 PM - Dec 7, 2018
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    Cat - Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda I would have run I would have fled But I am stuck Because I'm bread 0 0 16.1K 10:10 AM - May 28, 2019

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